River's Edge Dispatch

The River's Edge Dispatch is the local newspaper of the town of River's Edge.

Known Articles

 * RODENTS INFEST DOWNTOWN
 * EVACUATION SUCCESSFUL; RESIDENTS REIMBURSED FOR DAMAGES

Behind the Scenes

 * The River's Edge dispatch is also a name given to the real behind-the-scenes of Dead Meat that is updated with each new chapter.

Etymology
The paper's name is a play on the name of its town, as well as the word "dispatch", which can refer not only to a type of newspaper but to a term meaning to kill someone.

Appearances

 * Dead Meat, (Prologue: River's Edge Dispatch April 5th, 2007) (First appearance)
 * Dead Meat, (Chapter 12: Baggage)
 * Dead Meat, (Chapter 14: Dead Meat, Dead Weight)
 * Dead Meat, (Chapter 17: Old Man Rickett) (Mentioned only)